ARIES

As an Aries, you always take the lead, especially in difficult situations. Even if “difficult situation” means dressing up like a dude and sneaking out of your parents’ house in the night so you can join the army and defeat the Huns, you’re ready to commit. Like Mulan, you don’t like to sit on the sidelines, but you can occasionally be a little too impulsive, so always make sure you have a trusted dragon (a human will do too) to talk you down.

TAURUS

Taurus, aka the bull, is known for stubbornness, but if an evil witch imprisons you in a tower and your only way out is via your hair, you can call it “perseverance” instead. Like Rapunzel, you’re a patient friend and usually take a down-to-earth perspective on life — literally, once you get out of that damn tower.

GEMINI

You’re known for your versatility and ability to go with the flow like Jasmine did that time she ran away from the sultan’s palace and decided to live as a peasant just for fun. Sure, she got a little help from Aladdin once things took a turn in the almost-getting-her-hand-cut-off direction, but without her adaptability, she might not have made it out of there with all her appendages intact. Geminis also get bored easily, which is why it’s important to find yourself a boyfriend with a magic carpet that can take you anywhere.

CANCER

Cancers are super in touch with their emotions, which unfortunately also means that they can hold a grudge like nobody’s business. So, for example, if your demigod boyfriend Hercules moved to Mount Olympus without you, you’d be pissed about it for the rest of your mortal life. Your demigod boyfriend totally gets you though, so try to act a little surprised when he gives up his immortality to hang out with you on earth for the next 60 years.

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