A separation can cause mixed feelings. Not only do you feel sad and depressed when your ex hurt you, but also incredibly angry.
You’re mad at him for treating you badly and never showing you respect. On the one hand you feel hurt and betrayed, on the other hand you are furious.
It is said that revenge is a dish that is best served cold. But let’s be honest, you are not willing to wait that long.
You want to pain him the way he pain you. Best of all, as soon as possible.
To be honest, revenge is never good. It’s best to let go of the negative feelings and take no revenge, because karma is a bitch.
He will get what he deserves in time. If you decide to take revenge anyway, then there are some things you can say to your asshole ex that will hit him hard.
These words will burn into his memory, which he will not soon forget. Here are some painful things you can tell him:
1. I never loved you anyway!
You can pretend that what you have had was not true love and that it was just the purest lie. You can tell him that you only pretended to love him and that you only played games with him.
It does have to look like you really mean it. Even if he did not love you, he will feel deeply hurt.
His ego will be scratched. He’ll be angry about being played with.
Even if he does not believe you in the beginning, there will still be a spark of doubt that will drive him crazy.
2. You are not so funny!
Every guy loves to be considered funny. It makes him feel important and cool.
If you accuse your ex-boyfriend of not being funny, it will hurt his feelings. Nobody wants to hear that his jokes are shit, especially not the guy who just broke up with you.
You can tell him that you only laughed out of courtesy because he was sorry for you.
This will hurt like hell!
3. Your friend is a lot sweeter than you!
No one likes to hear that one of his friends looks better than you do. Sometimes we are aware of the fact, but do not want to hear it from someone we were in a relationship with.
So if you tell him that his boyfriend is a lot sweeter than him, that will make him jealous. The thought of checking your friends while you both served will drive him crazy.
4. You are a loser!
No man likes to be called a loser. You can mention his badly paid job (even if that’s not true) and say that you would never have been happy with what he earned anyway.
You can say that all the other men work harder and earn more than he does. Compare his achievements to those of other men and you’re on the right path.
5. In bed you are only average!
To tell him that he is a bad lover will hurt him immediately. Do it!
6. I did not like any of your presents!
Mention all the presents you have ever received from him and tell him you did not like them! They were shit!
His taste in gifts is terrible. Not only did he not know how to choose a good present, he did not know many other things (housework, errands, etc.)
So you can make him feel like a rivet. He’ll think he can not do anything right. It is really a bad feeling.